I bet you think this song is about you.

I feel like it is time for a change.
My mind feels muddled.
Like a puddle.

My body is in pain.
I can feel every muscle in my arms, legs, and ass.
Anything is better than sore arms.

Tomorrow I am riding my bike for the first time since I dropped it in the middle of the street and ran away from it when I was 10 years old.
Being a little shaky is an understatement.
I look like a goon in a helmet.

I feel it is time for a change.
Tan skin, darker hair, painted toes.
Perhaps I am vain.

I know I am vain.

C'est la vie.